Say goodbye to the COVID-19 vaccination card. The CDC has stopped printing them - eviltoast
  • Billiam@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Wait, the 5G alert that went out earlier today didn’t activate the nanite shed and turn you into a zombie?

    Huh, you must have gotten one of those placebo shots.