Tis the season - eviltoast
  • Norgur@discuss.tchncs.de
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    1 year ago

    Well, let’s compare our options here, shall we? We realistically have.two ways to leave this world:

    1. Hospital (chosen by most or chosen for most by others)
    2. gloomy hot goth girl murder dungeon

    If we look at number two which is not the immediate choice for most I think, at least you go out with black candles, pentagrams, music that is somehow too techno and groovy and too emo at the same time and gargoyles and dragons made from black coated epoxy resin all around you, perhaps even with a bit of naughty time.

    That’s preferable to the bland white room with lots of tubes that go into your natural bodily orifices or have orifices specifically created for them, isn’t it?

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      1 year ago

      Tie me to a bed, tape a bag over my head, and snuggle with me as I tremble and twitch and tell me it’s ok 👀

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      That’s preferable to the bland white room with lots of tubes that go into your natural bodily orifices or have orifices specifically created for them, isn’t it?

      Weeeeeelllll a bit of imagination can take you a long way… let me get a toolbox.