The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 29 days agoInfinite Monkey Theoremlemmy.worldimagemessage-square68linkfedilinkarrow-up1900arrow-down114
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minus-squarekitnaht@lemmy.worldBannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up105·29 days agoWe are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
minus-squaredalekcaan@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up20·29 days agoYeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.
minus-squareThisLucidLens@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·28 days agoHey! I liked Romeo and Djrurleltkitshsnmqlaapj
minus-squareSkua@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·29 days agoYeah but did he do it with a typewriter? Didn’t think so
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·29 days agoApes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
minus-squareApocalypteroid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·29 days agoMonkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
minus-squareatomicbocks@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·29 days agoWhat if you could math the monkeys?
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·29 days agoUnless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.
We are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
Yeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.
Hey! I liked Romeo and Djrurleltkitshsnmqlaapj
Yeah but did he do it with a typewriter? Didn’t think so
Shakespeare was an ape
Apes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
Monkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
…yes? That’s what I said.
A great one at that
He was an ape
Mind. Blown.
What if you could math the monkeys?
Unless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.