Would you take a cheap and effective once-a-day anti-aging pill? What if it were a suppository? - eviltoast

You can assume that for every day you take the pill you don’t age that day - if you skip it for a day you age by a day.

  • BaumGeist@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    What kind of horseshit twist is that? Are you literally 14, OP? “There’s an immortality pill, but OH NOES 😱 it goes in your BUTT 💀💀💀!!!” Have you considered writing for Black Mirror?

    I’m taking it even if it’s the size of a horsecock, regardless of which hole it goes in.