The Gruesome Story of How Neuralink’s Monkeys Actually Died - eviltoast

Elon Musk says no primates died as a result of Neuralink’s implants. A WIRED investigation now reveals the grisly specifics of their deaths as US authorities have been asked to investigate Musk’s claims.

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    1 year ago

    Exactly. There will be a time where we can safely place this tech and help people who are paralyzed walk again or talk again. But trusting this dipshit is madness. He used to come off as a cool genius but that’s all over. He’s just an idiot who has too much money and buys whatever he thinks is cool.

    He justifies all of this suffering and torture because in his mind he’s got a major Kanye complex where he thinks he’s an Adonis god. Bro you’re an amorphous fat pasty neck beard who got lucky in the dot com boom and bust. Real lucky. Please just go climb a wall of dicks and get fucked.

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        1 year ago

        Especially when they cannot be wrong and will force their underlines to lie, falsify data, etc.

        This tech has a place in actual medical researchers hands. Not this soy boys sweaty piss fingers.

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          1 year ago

          You want to show the world how cool your new tech is? Get the procedure done on yourself first before you’re allowed to experiment on anyone else. I bet that would slow down his desire to push out unsafe ideas to fulfill his greed.

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            1 year ago

            Or we wind up with Titan 2.0. Given how many stupid situations of his own causing Musk has survived it wouldn’t surprise me if he’d do it and then be shocked when his head explodes from a bad battery.

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      1 year ago

      Got lucky, pfft I remember how PayPal would screw folks over constantly and he got there by taking advantage of them.