The Gruesome Story of How Neuralink’s Monkeys Actually Died - eviltoast

Elon Musk says no primates died as a result of Neuralink’s implants. A WIRED investigation now reveals the grisly specifics of their deaths as US authorities have been asked to investigate Musk’s claims.

  • RaincoatsGeorge@lemmy.zip
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    1 year ago

    Especially when they cannot be wrong and will force their underlines to lie, falsify data, etc.

    This tech has a place in actual medical researchers hands. Not this soy boys sweaty piss fingers.

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      1 year ago

      You want to show the world how cool your new tech is? Get the procedure done on yourself first before you’re allowed to experiment on anyone else. I bet that would slow down his desire to push out unsafe ideas to fulfill his greed.

      • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        1 year ago

        Or we wind up with Titan 2.0. Given how many stupid situations of his own causing Musk has survived it wouldn’t surprise me if he’d do it and then be shocked when his head explodes from a bad battery.