You can't just do this - eviltoast
  • residentmarchant@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    This is fascinating! I opened it to see 2 women taking pictures of each other twerking in front of the marker.

    I would say that it’s unexpected…but it is Florida

    • kerplunk@lemmy.nz
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      1 year ago

      I’m watching a drunk (probably) girl in a fight with her bf (probably) attempting to get his attention by doing dumber and dumber things. He watches her go behind the metal temporary fence, take off her shoes and get in the water. Then she comes out, climbs around the actual security fence and sits there. He gets tired of watching and goes over to drink his beer and look at his phone (if you’re reading this, hi guy). She looks around, realises he’s not watching, and starts swimming away.

      Now she’s completely out of sight and he’s just sitting there, phone in hand, staring into space like he’s given up on life. And he’s finished his beer. There’s nothing left.

      Edit: ohhhh she’s skinny dipping and one of the other dudebros jumped in with his bermuda shorts on. I need popcorn.

    • Mike@lemmy.ml
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      1 year ago

      There’s a fun bingo game called “sloppy joes bingo” (it searches). Rooster Teeth pitched it and someone in the community made a card generator and Sloppy Joes is a bar in key west which has a youtube live stream of the road out front.

      Lots of fun to be had at parties.