The internet did not invent the human anus.
Prove me wrong.
I can’t prove you wrong, but your post made me wonder this: Senator Ted Stevens in 2006, said that “the Internet is a series of tubes”. Every one of those tubes must have an end. The Anus is the end of a tube (the lower intestine). Therefore, the Internet is a series of anuses. Prove me wrong.
Your mouth and anus are the same tube.
Good thing when you puke it only reverses from the midpoint!
can’t.
the internet never told me they loved me
If anything the Internet hates you! But, don’t think your special, it hates us all.
So the internet is cats?
correct, a complex system of information sharing devices is way too busy for that
Okay, but you’re not gonna like it.
That’s the spirit!
The internet did not invent the human anus.
No, but it showed it to me in full goatse glory.
Maybe it didn’t start with internet, but internet has done more for spreading it than anything seen before.
No one spread a butthole before the internet? A bold claim, but I think you own the idea due to lack of prior documentation.
God may have invented the human anus, but the internet made them equal.
–meyotch
The Internet can’t give head.
Teledildonics, they never foresaw that in those old “what will life be 100 years from now” magazines.
Only in the 30 year magazines
The internet has not fucked me anally either.
Unless you count the dildos I bought online, which then fucked me anally… Oh no… It really can do anything!
The internet cannot download more RAM into your PC. (Sssh! Don’t tell them! I don’t want the supply to run out!)
