- Mmmmm maple syrup 
- Isn’t a machine drinking oil the equivalent of a human pouring a glass of blood? Are all oleovorous robots vampires? - Imagine pouring a glass of blood and then blowing blue smoke out your tailpipe. - DO A CAPTCHA RN YOU FRIGGIN TERMINATOR! D-:< 
 
 
- Not too keen on fully synthetic - I only use synthetic when I change oil in our cars. - Lasts longer than the old school stuff, has better additives to keep engines running longer, idk why you would stick with natural oils unless your engine is quite old. - Less oil changes also means cheaper maintenance overall and less impact on the environment from used oil. - Funny taste - I like it. - I also liked new Coke, so maybe I’m just a fiend for synthetics 
- What kind of motor oil would you recommend to pair with liver and fava beans? 
 
 
 
- Yucky 
- Ahh yes, good old petroleum-based Red 40 
- Every burger ad you’ve ever seen - the patty has veen painted with motor oil so it looks as tasty as possible 
- Cheers 🥃 
- It’s got supersayan technology! 
- Might as well be drinking piss. Try some gear oil if you want to put some hair on your chest  - Ok seriously though that shit smells nasty, it taste nasty (siphoning snafu) 







