Three-day weekends pretty please
I have added an eighth day to the week.
I’m willing to settle for that.
Functionally similar
:<
does this mean years are longer too or do we only have 45-46 weeks per year now?
Honestly, that’d work.
gestures around broadly Can you do anything about this?
What, like, you want more of it?
Yeah I’ll have a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sir. You are holding up the drive through.
Chicken enchirito
Annnnd theeennnnnn???
Combo or by itself?
Could we add a magic system? Like the kind that will just fuck everything up, and brings enormous health benefits as you improve
Remove all fascists in a way that they deserve
Id prefer a dr strange style memory wipe, of the entire concept
One downvote, please
Edit: this is fucking bullshit…
Australian downvote.
Get me a big tiddy goth girlfriend?
Can you cure my depression
Yea, cure this guy’s depression
I want a buttplug that’s programmed to win the next elections.
this was the best and worst thing I’ve read all day
Empathy for everyone, without the ability to suppress it using drugs.
You’re going to need to be VERY specific about how much empathy a person can feel, or else being in a crowd will cripple someone, and doctors would never be able to perform emergency surgery or help a woman give birth. Orgasms would be fantastic though!
For all of us to have a good day tomorrow
Can you pick up some frozen peas?
Make me a cis girl pleeeeeeease :3
Jessica Jessica
Some potato chips.
A pack of condoms and, uh… What was it that I used to eat all the time back in the day? Oh yeah, some pussy.
I don’t think they’re allowed to sell that any more
I see you used to buy “hare” meat in medieval times
