a dark turn for the worse is always inevitable - eviltoast
  • Agent641@lemmy.worldEnglish
    221·
    1 year ago

    I saw more tits by the time I was 14 than all my ancestors put together ever saw. I’d call that a win.

    I also accidentally saw more gay octogenarian orgies than my ancestors, probably. I call that a loss.

    So we are even, for now.

    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafeEnglish
      12·
      1 year ago

      I don’t know how many lemon parties you’ve seen, but I promise you that at some point of the roughly three hundred thousand years of human history some of your ancestors were gangbanging in the Village Elder Fuck Tent