PotatoMoon@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 5 天前Money is Heroin for Boring Peoplemessage-squaremessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up199arrow-down126
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minus-squareLuxSpark@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·edit-25 天前You know that you can buy heroin with money?
minus-squarePotatoMoon@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down3·5 天前Heroin offers to solve all of your problems. It’s like money in that way. They do it via differing avenues tho.
minus-squareIrateAnteater@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·5 天前I can’t think of a single problem that heroin offers to solve.
minus-squareLuxSpark@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 天前All of your problems with melt away…briefly.
minus-squarePlaidboy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 天前It isn’t just money that can solve your problem though, it takes effort too. No matter how much money you have at the very least you still have to use your mouth to speak to get what you want.
minus-squareMia@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·4 天前It makes you briefly forget about your problems while creating a lot more.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 天前But then you won’t have money.
You know that you can buy heroin with money?
Heroin offers to solve all of your problems. It’s like money in that way. They do it via differing avenues tho.
I can’t think of a single problem that heroin offers to solve.
Not having heroin?
All of your problems with melt away…briefly.
Caring?
It isn’t just money that can solve your problem though, it takes effort too. No matter how much money you have at the very least you still have to use your mouth to speak to get what you want.
It makes you briefly forget about your problems while creating a lot more.
Or dick sucks!
But then you won’t have money.