Naive Man Puts Money Into 401(k) as if Future Exists - eviltoast
Local naive man Collin Blakeman blissfully contributed savings to his 401(k) despite the fact there is no future in which he will be able to use them.
  • IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish
    313·
    18 小时前

    The assumption that you’re going to live to a ripe old age and still remember your own name.

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
      111·
      14 小时前

      “Don’t plan for tomorrow because you might not live through today” is a great way to die horribly tomorrow.

      • Loss@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        16·
        14 小时前

        That’s cute but guaranteed if you’re under 30. If you’re under 40, you’re going to lose any and everything you save.