Should have gone with Israel, that way they get to be the ones telling the US what to do.

Russia II

I’d say I read an Onion article about 50% of the time since the best laugh usually comes from the title. This is another very good one.

Just wait until people start “falling out of windows” at the white house. It’s only a couple stories though, so many will live to tell the tale publicly apologize to trump while he sits on the toilet.

*sound of bat hitting baseball*