Well, their quality of life just vastly improved
Yes, theirs did. But their families back in North Korea? I suspect their quality of life is about to get much worse.
Only if NK knows who they are.
I suspect that if you treat them mild nicely and provide some amenities they will just quickly realize what kind of a psychological hell hole they have been living in and immediately switch sides
I would release them after a month so they can talk up their mates.
That’s not how it works over there. It’s a massive snitch state run by a mobster. Nobody talks to anyone about anything.
Exactly. If they’re returned they won’t be allowed anywhere near other North Korean troops. They’ll likely be returned immediately to the DPRK and sent to a labor/prison camp so they can’t talk to anybody that might listen.
Lucky them
Captured alive for the first time? Are they usually dead when they’re captured?
Is their secret bathroom at Mar-a-Lago with more top secret documents stolen by the Orange Asswipe?