Steve Bannon Says U.S. Has to ‘Increase Taxes on the Wealthy’ Even if They ‘Start Squealing’ - eviltoast

Did… did I just slide to a parallel universe? Do I get to meet Jerry O’Connell? What the hell is going on?!

  • AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    Me and my friends walk into Musk’s office

    Mr. Musk, in the name of the Senate of the American Republic, you are under arrest.

    Musk: Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?

    Me: The Senate will decide your date.

    Musk: I AM THE SENATE.

    Me: Not. Yet.

    Musk: It’s treason, then.