MrSebSin@sh.itjust.worksM to Cyanide and Happiness@lemm.ee · 15 days ago11 December 2024sh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1272arrow-down112
arrow-up1260arrow-down1external-link11 December 2024sh.itjust.worksMrSebSin@sh.itjust.worksM to Cyanide and Happiness@lemm.ee · 15 days agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up38·15 days agoLuckily I was reading this while sitting on the toilet.
minus-squareMehBlah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·15 days agoI was in a meeting now security is on their way.
minus-squareBatrickPateman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·15 days agoMy boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I have my cute little butt out on company time!
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-215 days agoI prefer: “Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime”, that was a poem for a simpler time. Now his boss makes 1000, while I make a cent, and he’s got employees that can’t make the rent. When the CEO makes a million and we don’t make jack, that’s when we riot to take it all back. Now Mr Investor, if this seems extreme, I have to remind you: it beats guillotines (while I have my lil butt out).
minus-squareAermis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·15 days agoLiterally pulled my pants down and sat as I opened this lol
Luckily I was reading this while sitting on the toilet.
I was in a meeting now security is on their way.
I got paid to read this on the toilet.
My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime,
that’s why I have my cute little butt out on company time!
I prefer:
“Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime”,
that was a poem for a simpler time.
Now his boss makes 1000, while I make a cent,
and he’s got employees that can’t make the rent.
When the CEO makes a million and we don’t make jack,
that’s when we riot to take it all back.
Now Mr Investor, if this seems extreme,
I have to remind you: it beats guillotines (while I have my lil butt out).
Literally pulled my pants down and sat as I opened this lol