I’m a freak accident, a jet plane owned by De Beers Group crashed into the lab, killing all but one member of the team responsible for this discovery. In an unrelated event, the final member, who was not in the lab when the plane crashed, accidentally stumbled on front of an oncoming subway train.
In a press release, a De Beers representative is quoted as saying, “Oopsie!”
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I’m a freak accident, a jet plane owned by De Beers Group crashed into the lab, killing all but one member of the team responsible for this discovery. In an unrelated event, the final member, who was not in the lab when the plane crashed, accidentally stumbled on front of an oncoming subway train.
In a press release, a De Beers representative is quoted as saying, “Oopsie!”
“I’m a freak accident” I had visions of the Allstate Mayhem commercials.