But I need a scalp salmon.

Ugh! Look at that impostor wearing a mackerel!

Isn’t this speciesistical appropriation?

I’m loving all the orca lore! The more fish memes posted, the deeper this rabbit hole gets and the more likely that I wind up doing some weird shit with fish that I’ll never be able to adequately explain to outsiders.

Holy mackerel, a soothing whole mackerel!