can't believe this is a real headline - eviltoast
  • Dasus@lemmy.world
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    23 hours ago

    I like to get in there.

    A firearm is so… impersonal.

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      22 hours ago

      Ok so him tied up and you have the hatchet. Why give rhe fuck would you give them a chance? They wouldn’t give you one.

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        22 hours ago

        “Tied up”? Where’s the fun in that?

        I want to see the look in their face when they realise they’ve given it their all and still have not a chance in hell. I fucking love seeing the desperation in the eyes of racists and fascists everywhere when they realise they don’t have any more fallbacks and have to rely on their own person, which is always inadequate.

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          3 hours ago

          This is what it would be to you, but for me it is about tit for tat. They want the whole world hostage to them, and I want them to taste the helplessness of the hell they wrought on so many people. Also I refuse to take any chances. They need to rendered 100% helpless. Even like what Baron Harkonnen did to Duke Leto in the 2021 Dune film when he didn’t just have him drugged and tied up, but completely naked as well… except I will make sure they have no hidden weapons like the poison gas tooth…

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            3 hours ago

            I take your point, but I’d just be so annoyed at listening to them go on about how “if I weren’t tied up”.

            Like how conservatives are always like “if only we were in power, there’d be perfect government”, but then the only thing they manage is a kakistocracy like Trump.

            So I hate to hear the baseless boasting. But I very much take your point.

            Basically the answer would be to have them actually have empathy. But how do we… make someone have empathy? If that were possible there wouldn’t really be any issues in the world, right?

            Well such things exist and they’re extremely banned wordlwide.