Well, lm not hating Lemmy mods and admins. Just little meme to reminf you that you should go outside to stay healty : )
It’s -20, I’ll have to dig out some grass.
Nah mate
Sorry I’m allergic
Outside? But that’s where the gay bashing and the vigilante mobs are!
Me: goes outside to touch grass, but it’s raining.
It’s fucking 500 AQI outside. I am gonna die if I go outside ( ; ω ; )
How do you get past the great firewall to post here?
Can’t, I’m allergic, or at least I would assume I am I’ve never actually been outside to check but I can’t take that risk.
Grass is frozen, got frost bite.
Last time I went outside a LOOOOT of people died…I think I’ll stay here for now.
user@lemmy:~$ touch grass user@lemmy:~$ ls grass user@lemmy:~$OK. Now what?
Go to outside without terminal
Does SSH counts?
No, they patched that.
I played the game “Outside”, while the graphics are nice, the UI is very unintuitive. I have no interest in the interactive elements that are supposed to immerse you in the games world like exploding fuel in an vehicle to go fast, purchasing items in the many mega shops, or drinking
poisonalcohol to forget about the previous game day.The constant work grind to level up my wallet is also a huge drain on my energy meter, and leaves me with very little time to complete any side quests. And most other players have no interest in doing side quests with you since they have their own objectives to complete. Most players have no interest in completing the Main Objective of this game, most don’t even want to think about what the main objective could be. So, in general, I’ll stick to my games that actually bring me joy and peace.
Jokes on you.
I sit outside and doomscroll.
Okay, but what if I don’t want Lemmy users to be healthy?
(Kidding! I love you all!)
I can confirm that touching graas multiple times a day does not fix the urge to shit post. It does make it more relaxing though.
Fuck grass, dig up your lawn, plant native plants.
You cannot fuck up with this folks. Just buy potted native plants and shove them in somewhere that matches light conditions and maybe wetness. They just grow without any other input.
I live in grassland. The lawn is just the wrong kind of grass.
Friendly reminder: bugs live in grass and some of them carry diseases and/or hold political opinions you strongly disagree with
