Tell my wife I now have “fuck you money”, and then fuck her lots because she could quit her shitty stressful job and have energy again.
Not sure how much money that is, but I would start a “quiet landscaping” company that used reel mowers instead of gas mowers, rakes instead of leaf blowers, and I would undercut every landscaping company in my town just to promote the idea of a quiet neighborhood.
Not tell anyone and see how little work I can do at work before they fire me. I bet I could even get promoted.
Haha that’s basically what I’m doing now
You sound like a straight shooter with upper management written all over ya.
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Depends on the amount. If it’s millions or double digits billions - just live life safely while providing for myself, family and friends. If trillions or close to one trillion - heavy investments, heavy usage, adaption and implementation of the plans to end hunger globally that were proposed to Muskrat by UN, development of similar plans to end homelessness, addiction. Immediate global warming countermeasures. Influence political agendas of countries towards implementing socially beneficial policies like UBI, robotization of manual labor. Basically taking off the burden off of working class and humans as a whole.
I’l tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time.
I’d pay off all my debts, put away enough to be able to quit my job without losing any income, and give the rest away. I already have everything I want and need, the move now is to get rid of shit I don’t want.
Buy a delorean, eat sushi everyday, and give my wife whatever she wants because she’s my angel and I love her.
Buy Twitter back and ban Elmo
Bro what have you got against Elmo?
Massive underground dwelling. Not sure why, but that was my first thought.
Like hobbit house or prepper bunker?
Buy off all the politicians and have them implement policies that will benefit the working class. Invest heavily in renewable energy sources and public transportation. Buy all the comic books.
Assuming “fuck you” money is along the lines of being able to give away money without feeling a hit, I think it would be very interesting to use the money to donate to small open source projects to help them grow and expand with new features and resources.
“Two chicks at the same time.” - Lawrence
Have a nap. Phone off, door locked, for as long as I want level nap.
probably spend it on a bunch of landscaping for my parents yard to turn it into a “no lawn” (I fking hate mowing the lawn)
Same. NoLawns doesn’t have to be expensive though. Just takes time.
