Don_Dickle@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 5 days agoI have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judgingmessage-squaremessage-square86fedilinkarrow-up188arrow-down17
arrow-up181arrow-down1message-squareI have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judgingDon_Dickle@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square86fedilink
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up10·4 days agoWell, you see, Jesus is all god, but also all man. And we literally eat his flesh. But it isn’t cannibalism because … look it just isn’t, OK? What a weird fucking question!
minus-squareVindictiveJudge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 days agoTry this - We’re humans, but Jesus is an aasimar. Depending on what rule set he’s on, he’s probably something like a divine soul sorcerer, too.
Well, you see, Jesus is all god, but also all man. And we literally eat his flesh.
But it isn’t cannibalism because … look it just isn’t, OK?
What a weird fucking question!
Try this - We’re humans, but Jesus is an aasimar. Depending on what rule set he’s on, he’s probably something like a divine soul sorcerer, too.
Because shut up, that’s why.