same as it ever was - eviltoast
  • Dasus@lemmy.worldEnglish
    113·
    12 hours ago

    Probably not “Marcus is gay” since they didn’t have a similar idea of sexuality, it being more or less a free-for-all.

    • Dragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nzEnglish
      35·
      11 hours ago

      Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

      Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.

      Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog

      I have buggered men

      Secundus likes to screw boys.

      If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a screw, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii.

      The one who buggers a fire burns his penis