I don’t know if it was timing or something else but this one really got me

Girlfriend: “These walkie-talkies are ridiculous! This relationship is over!”

Boyfriend: “This relationship is what? Over.”

Bend over

Bend what, over?

10-4 good buddy.

I prefer wankie tankies

I’m going to talk to all the other race car beds!

Shortwave eroticism.

I’m coming out mic drop