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minus-square@son_named_bort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish35•26 days agoIt 1,000,000 BC Ug just got new rock. Ug plays with rock. Ug friend Og comes to cave. He has clubs. Ug main concern is being eaten by dinosaurs. Ug didn’t realize that it would be the last time Ug was happy.
minus-square@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish2•26 days agoUg eaten by giant sloth the next day. Humanity exterminates giant sloths Giant sloths no longer able to bring about the Utopian Civilization that was promised
minus-square@Holzkohlen@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglish2•26 days agoDinosaurs and Neanderthals did never coexist.
minus-square@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish12•26 days agoOh yeah? Try and explain this:
minus-square@son_named_bort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish4•26 days ago…I may have failed my history quiz.
It 1,000,000 BC
Ug just got new rock. Ug plays with rock.
Ug friend Og comes to cave. He has clubs. Ug main concern is being eaten by dinosaurs.
Ug didn’t realize that it would be the last time Ug was happy.
FIFY
Ug eaten by giant sloth the next day.
Humanity exterminates giant sloths
Giant sloths no longer able to bring about the Utopian Civilization that was promised
Dinosaurs and Neanderthals did never coexist.
Oh yeah? Try and explain this:
…I may have failed my history quiz.
What makes you think Ug was a neanderthal?
thats what capitalists want you to believe
c/BirdsArentReal