This toilet paper at my work - eviltoast

Capitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus

    • @sep@lemmy.world
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      87 months ago

      Toilet paper was invented in the 15th century. Capitalism in the 16th. Explains a lot actually…

    • LinkOpensChest.wavOP
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      7 months ago

      True, in a better system, we’d have superior solutions to posterior cleaning than the barbaric, wasteful method of using paper

      Edit: and better autocorrect as well

      *than

      • @Aux@lemmy.world
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        07 months ago

        You can move to North Korea and experience all the glory of a better system today!

        • LinkOpensChest.wavOP
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          07 months ago

          Nah, I think I’ll just move back to the reservation instead

          Why trade one genocidal state for another?

      • @SpookyUnderwear
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        07 months ago

        No, the Lemmy moment is whining about capitalism, or jerking off Linux.