I shined a torch in my wife’s sleeping face this morning at 5am.
I didn’t mean to, I was looking for my ear tunnel, it had fallen out in the night and I didn’t want to go a day at work with a cats arsehole for an ear lobe.
I looked for my spare ones first, I really didn’t want to be that guy, I’m a night person.
Anyway I sent her this and she had to remind me I was a bastard.
I was a big fan of the body modification scene when I was younger. Now I’m approaching my 40 my piercings have all been removed except these ear stretches.
I shined a torch in my wife’s sleeping face this morning at 5am.
I didn’t mean to, I was looking for my ear tunnel, it had fallen out in the night and I didn’t want to go a day at work with a cats arsehole for an ear lobe.
I looked for my spare ones first, I really didn’t want to be that guy, I’m a night person.
Anyway I sent her this and she had to remind me I was a bastard.
She’s right.
I think I might be having a stroke, I don’t understand what’s going on here at all.
I assume it’s related to having ear gauges? Just very hopeful guess though.
It took me a few seconds too, but yes, it’s related to having stretched ear lobes.
It’s the plastic kind of beads they put in their ear lobes to stretch them into a hole.
When you remove them, the hole left behind looks like a cat’s butt.
Give this user a cats butt for being correct.
I was a big fan of the body modification scene when I was younger. Now I’m approaching my 40 my piercings have all been removed except these ear stretches.
Do I regret them? No I still quite like em.
I’ve never been a fan of them myself but I’ve always found it nice to learn about others’ interests.
And now that I’ve aged I care less about how others look and more about if they’re kind to me.
Just To be pedantic: tunnels don’t have to be made of plastic, I think surgical steel is more common.
No, that’s a fine addition because I hardly know anything about tunnels. I just felt the need to explain the basics of what I know to them.
Thanks.
I thought the same thing at first because of the use of the word torch, but then I remembered my people across the pond.