The balls on the back of the hand is a nice touch

I recommend you start BloominOnions @ federation of your choice (or something, I don’t really know how any of this stuff works)

Napalm Death’s “You Suffer” on full blast and repeat

Man that would be terrible. I sure hope no one attractive comes to me to try and pry my many many government secrets out of me with affection and attention. I have so many government secrets and am very easily persuaded with flirtation and intimacy. Soooo many government secrets

BUCK OF THE IRISH

Plutonium doesn’t occur that much in nature? you fool, there’s a whole dwarf planet made of it at the edge of our solar system

Terrible! Alas, I take solace in that only the most fearsome predators can take down these beautiful fuzzy flying creatures.

Angela Collier is a gem, I love her videos

Is that Simon Templeman!?

Looks like a pair of panties

Get me some

Instructions unclear, reverted to feudalism, defended literal, inherited pile of manure with violence

Incest Myres

Ouhhhhh you saucy

I like you

you can’t tell me what to do! Stop trying to convince me! Alright, fine, but I’m only scrolling through the entire thing twice.

As a person who’s just started playing Portal again, i find this very funny please get out of my closet

He’s crepuscular!

I hate when arth give feelinga

Seriously, this is the best advertisement

I bought the game, even if just to support the devs for being amazing trolls

Thank you. This post has haunted my brain on occasion over the years. I couldn’t remember the person’s reply, just the set-up and the joke. You have released me from my torment for the next two weeks until I forget again.

I can confirm. As a person who had a chihuahua for 11 beautiful years, he yearned for the most violent death of any and all that displeased him, which was anything bigger than him.