“But look at how pretty their train stations are”

-Cucker Tarlson

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Now I just need funding to film it in zero G.

I don’t wanna spoil things, but if you’re looking for floating strange liquids, maybe check out the new Alien movie.

That’s why Trump was attacking Brian Kemp in Georgia. Last time, Kemp refused to go along with Trump’s ploys to steal the election. He’s adding pressure now to make sure, if the opportunity arises, Kemp helps Trump steal the next one.

What an absolute weirdo. Choosing my (half-)dozen mixed donuts is one of the bigger joys of a donut run.

How long until the book burning people come for it?

Did they not pay Ken a bribe or something? There’s no way he’s doing this for normal Texans

west palm beach and miami beach aren’t under water yet

well, some of them are misogynists too

And you’ll never believe the rent prices on the other ⅓

The illusive size extra medium.

It turns out Kamala’s been doing business in Ukraine since 1928, when she founded Burisma in Hunter’s basement. It’s all on the laptop, I swear!

Trump thinks he gets to decide who’s a good Jew, and who’s a bad one. He thinks he gets to decide who is Black (and when?). This man’s got no respect for any Americans but himself, and you’re a fool if you vote for him.

Of all of the people to remind us of, VD Jance really picked Trump’s old pal. He’s somehow worse than Sarah Palin at campaigning

I think the total number of US citizens who’ve settled foreign wars is really a small number, that’s a pretty rare thing to do. Though I know Bill Clinton is loved in Kosovo and Albania for helping in the Serbian war.

Sadly this led to January 6th as the MAGAts “couldn’t believe” that Trump lost. I’d like people to start accepting reality ASAP, ideally, before our next insurrection election.

The most restrictive states are also the most gerrymandered. In the places where your representative democracy is the weakest, your voice is the most muzzled by the efforts of the state itself, they’ve decided that they’re going to take some of your rights away.

Fuck that, we need national abortion protection laws. Without them, the suffering grows with your poverty. The rich will find a way to get to NY/CA/Canada/wherever they need to.

Putin’s buddy Jill?

The agreement tells participants they’re “expected to feature the Google Pixel device in place of any competitor mobile devices.” It also notes that “if it appears other brands are being preferred over the Pixel, we will need to cease the relationship between the brand and the creator.” The link to the form appears to have since been shut down.

This is some Disney Influencer-level bullshit, where they just dole out premium perks to influencers who will endlessly and exclusively positively shill their shit.

Nationalize SpaceX