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Never got to the finish?

Wait.

So that’s what she said?

I wanted to start a rumor.

Did you know that after Elons botched penis surgery, they implanted a tap to collect his semon. It’s why he keeps offering it to random women. But they have so much extra they are using it to condition all the steering wheels in Teslas.

So everyone driving a Tesla is just giving the worlds biggest dick a handjob.

Illegal, and consent… I’m surprised Elon has a problem with this kind of thing… Right in his wheelhouse. Throw in a few obvious lies, and ’ in 2 years '. And it’s Tesla gospel.

Every time… Oh Canada. Come save us from ourselves. Oh… I’ll just have tots and pears that the next government will save us… Dude!! Grow a pair!! No one is coming to save you from what you blindly walked into!! Man. I’m so tired of America.

They think Rambo is a documentary

If america ever has a brief moment of intelligence. And asks itself if we are the bad guy. Ya. You are. And it’s not a new thing. You have been the bad guy a long time. Things like this is just a small symptom. The internal rot is now showing through the propaganda and flag you have been trying to cover it with.

She needs to be the next head of the Canadian forces.

Over / under on how many planes they a going to tip off the carriers? Holy crap the USA is run by idiots all the way down.

I actually had that happen!!! I had a car with a crazy sound system. I used to sell car audio so I used it as a sales demo. Had a few friends in it showing off. And a girl I had just met went very quiet after she got out out of the back seat. Kinda weird. After they left I get a phone call from the other friend. He’s laughing his ass off. She came from the bass and got very self conscious. So ya. My car got lucky… Me… Not so much.

That guy has jokes. He should headline the next Saudi comedy fest!

They also buy allotments months in advance. Just waiting to see how much apple will charge soon.

I’ve been working on my redneck camo. And umm… Local hand signs to these people.

Great. As a Canadian truck driver. This should be interesting.

Wasn’t his son actually id’d?

Also the same day el paso denied an ice concentration camp from opening there… Couldn’t have been a threat. And someone called the bluff. No. Absolutely the air force mis - id’d a Mylar balloon. Wait how close is this to Roswell??? Interesting… Lol.

Crap. Yup. It’s going to take me forever to get used to these new car brands. Lol.

So like wagu??

I see the USA is continuing the tradition of naming things with satire. Like USA military intelligence or the DOJ.

He dailies a byd. And refused to give it up. I can’t wait to see these running around Canada.