Every white woman on October 1st

That can be applied to pretty much everything I do.

I did Nazi that coming

He should pull the plug on the iron dome

Just declare loan forgiveness as an official act, then claim immunity

You’re doing God’s work, friend.

All I see is an octopus beak when I look at his mouth

I’m not a Republican, but I was genuinely curious to see Nikki Haley as the primary.

I like how homie to the right of Trump is reloading his finger gun

We ought to listen to him. He knows a lot about exaggerating size.

Whoever can resurrect and tame a T-Rex wins the dick measuring contest

I phone bank with the DCCC and had a conversation with a woman last night about how she’s morally against abortion, but still believe people should have access to abortion if they so choose.

I thought it was really heartwarming that she wasn’t imposing her beliefs on all of America. It gave me hope

Please get fucking vaccinated

A politician who can admit when he’s done something wrong? No wonder fox hates him.

It’s the American way

I call bullshit.

I’ll just side load it. Fuck you Google

Here’s an idea: elect supreme Court justices by popular vote. By the people, for the people. This way, they can’t strategically do shit to pack it their way

Under his eye

Search was solved in 1998.

How’s about you do something about carbon emissions, fatal disease research, or food accessibility?