Am teacher, this is absolutely true. The awkwardness is hilarious too me.

I did that to my old boss weekly. This guy was dense.

It’s really a flux as the bullets are moving. The ‘per second’ is implied.

sea loins

Shit like what? Someone else’s opinion?

The training makes her an expert and you can’t trust those. Can’t trust a woman either, so that’s double untrustworthy.

Diggs be just dropping left and right

I disagree. Trumpers are definitely worse.

Well that does it. I’m not voting for Tony Hinchcliffe.

I love you

Fwiw, I agree with you.

Yeah, but that’s “easy” to do without gerrymandering as well.

Gerrymandering has nothing to do with the presidential election.

This article is 100% grade A uncut hopium and I’m here for it.

Probably counting only the contiguous 48

I feel like I’m missing a joke because of the downvotes on this comment. Or is the joke science illiteracy?

Halving something requires a scale…

Do you mean that you can’t imagine how he actually drove it into the swimming pool unless alcohol or something else occurred? Because falling over a 5-10 foot ledge and having the mower land on you would easily cause significant injuries.

As for why it was driven into the pool: Could be something as simple as being distracted, eg., using his phone while mowing.

I’m from the US. Plays great here.

Twat