Every social media username? I figure most people are like me and lost most of them.

Lol that’s pretty much everyone where I work, managers all have MSes or PhDs, all cashiers and floor team have some kind of BS or higher. Guess it would make a funny sitcom.

This is basically my job site, we all have degrees of some kind and the customers are constantly on us about being uneducated cuz we’re in retail since coupons didn’t go the way they wanted them to.

I figured Jarvis always did all the heavy lifting but an AI superhero is too boring

Not far enough

Living like a hermit, go to work go home, maybe go grocery shopping one a month, repeat forever.

Its trees and crabs all the way down.

They’ll push those pay it later services on them, expect the animal version of Klarna.

Advertising specific to animals blasting all the time everywhere

He forgot packaging, gotta protect the ultra dense substance from bumps and scuffs

Eye-ther or ether depending the crowd I’m around

I have some older foreign films I’d like to watch that have like 0 subtitles, seems useful.

And anyone who tries to improve things in the slightest? The damn devil.

Its also Epiphany, my mom would celebrate on the 7th so she would get rosca de reyes on sale and I didn’t know better until I reflected as an adult.

I like how there’s no Dr. Pepper in the bunch, that doctor almost costs as much as the real deal.

I use notally for things I read on my tablet or phone, it loads quick on older devices which is the main goal. Otherwise I just get out a document for more important notes.

Nothin, that glass of water looks sus

RL has been like that for a while

Only one who’s never been hungry aside from an intentional fast at most can dare claim the benefits of deprivation.

The middle textbook on the right brought some flashbacks of college quadruple back to back finals.