I have the Swiss Army Rambler as my EDC. I need scissors a lot, and the Phillips head screwdriver comes in handy more than you’d think. Women’s pants have small pockets and the Rambler is perfect.

Add a string and a small weight, and you’ve got a good plumb-bob to make the vertical stud more evident.

Terrible name for it.

Man, I used to love Quorn nuggets. Why did you get me thinking about Quorn nuggets again?