I can’t find porn with older people anywhere on Lemmy. There’s no community at all.

There’s beans and tortillas from the food bank in the pantry 😄

The affordability crisis took care of thay for me. I put my cereal and sour cream and can of soup in the basket, check my credit care balance, pay my $50, and leave without needing a bag

Yay! Literally yay! Imprison them all. Every single one.

I want every single ICE agent to spend the rest of their lives running on a hamster wheel for 16 hours a day to generate free electricity for the grid more than I want to be able to afford food again

What’s the little red poot coming out of south Dakota?

I’m also gonna engage on some baneful magic actually. I know it’s because of ignorance and people’s hearts can change, but at this point if they all died of cancer that would be fine.

Let Me In In the Ass

Honestly shame on anyone still working there.

This reninds me of the time I was driving through Des Moines on I-80 and I noticed a Harley Davidson dealership just off the highway. About a quarter mile later I saw a wrecked Harley on the side of the road, and what appeared to be two halves of a dead guy lying in the grass. Someone’s test drive was undoubtedly exhilarating.

Franken Weenie

A well-trained squadron of white supremacist private police whose only function is to sow the wrath of an insane tyrant into cities which he simultaneously governs and deems his enemy would solve exactly zero problems.

Okay Europe you wanna end up like America keep doing capitalist bullshit like this

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