I called this S.Q.L. until our IT guy corrected me

Right? If it was a g604 I might be tempted…

Yeah I was judging him harsh until I saw that

Have a bag of Cheetos as a placeholder on the other podium

The euphemism treadmill

In Canada you can’t fly an official Canadian flag without looking like a right wing nutjob.

It’s a fear boner!

It looks like the photo is rotated, he’s actually fallen and he can’t get up.

My daughter has HSP and it looks nothing like that. The dots are red for her, and bigger. I’m sure it’s possible to present differently, but man that looks so much worse.

I have my left mouse wheel click set to home, and right mouse wheel click to end. That way I can decide if I want to be at the start of the line or the end.

Why wouldn’t there just be a small trackball on the nose, wouldn’t that be more practical?

Effective at what though? I thought the main point of wearing a mask was that you were less likely to spread your sickness to others, especially if you weren’t symptomatic yet.

We have a pledge of Allegiance?

I hope we can evolve past borders and see all humans as brothers. I think it’s more likely to be a goal domination or catastrophe that could actually bring that around though.

Can I just say that this is my absolute favorite picture of him. It’s the exact same expression my kids made when they shit in their diapers.

I see lots of Rivians where I live. I’m not about to spend $130k on a small truck though.

To get on the way of whatever I’m trying to watch apparently

And the soundtrack is just Confusion on loop

I’ll meet you there, and I have an extra fork so you don’t need to bring one

My RMT also doesn’t refer to herself as a “doctor”

You only wait that long if they’ve determined you’re not actually an emergency.