

Yet here I am, able to restart it over and over again.


Yet here I am, able to restart it over and over again.


Ho… hold it. Hold it just a little longer…
She seems a lot happier next to him.
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood


a Voltorb Pokéball Electrode Jigglypuff as seen from above pizza cutter
*“no, this is patrick”


Bro
Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
Up to the heavens ascended Chuck Norris



Frankie the Squealer
Witz ist auf dich, ich hab noch massig Masken auf Vorrat!
I can’t look at you!
Correct, they’ll get drafted into Donald’s and Bibi’s 3rd World War. Completely different! /s
It’s Trump’s and Bibi’s 3rd World War, so he was technically correct which is the worst kind of correct.
ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE DAUGHTER
Are you prepared to rescue and reconstruct it when it goes down in lava flames, though?


Crude oil is a helluva drug.


coup de tar
followed by a
coup de feather
Should have left in the bat