I wasn’t convinced and I don’t think the internet was either. Listen, people are a bit desperate for some good news right now. However, I will admit that I was indeed shining and polishing my crab emoji. Just in case.

not to be a raging commie

oh but please do :3

Oh my god, this man is so fucking petty. It never ceases to amaze me.

The frog is doing its own thing, gotta love it. 🐸
(also, when you post art, please try and credit the artist and put a link to it. I think that’d be very cool. :3)

Of course they’re not. They’re mostly cis, white, het, boys. Because if they were anything else, the US government would actually be doing something about it. Like you can bet your ass that if they were black, brown or in this case transgender, there would be some ridiculous and drastic measures being put into place.

But unfortunately for the victims… nope. It’s cis het white boys. And as we all know, nothing we can do about that! I mean, come on, you know how it is! [Cis het white] boys will be [cis het white] boys, am I right? It’s just the way things are. There is nothing or no one in this society that is pushing this very specific demographic into acting with such hatred or distress. Absolutely nothing.

It’s also just merely a coincidence that this is the only country in which this consistently happens. It’s all just bad luck and there is nothing we can do about bad luck.

Gotta love the whole: We have a mental health issue in this country. Our poor boys are suffering. We need to help people. UwU. but when it’s anyone else, all of a sudden it’s these drug addicted thugs and, oh my god, don’t get me started on these mentally ill degenerates so called trans people!

oh god, it took me a really long time to see it. i guess i’m just not used to seeing it from, uhm… that angle.

… When he replied to a video of the character in a short skirt and a see-through top with a “good morning” message and an emoji of a smiling face encircled by hearts, a fed-up X user wrote, “BRO STOP GOONING TO AI ANIME AND TAKE US TO MARS.”

I am laughing my ass off right now.

I mean everything’s price is out of control. But, other than that, yeah, I’m not surprised. It’s not surprising that massive companies just wouldn’t understand what made the Steam Deck great in the first place.

I still recommend it to most people. I still think it’s the best on the market. Because I still think that the more open nature of the device, its trackpads and that SteamOS are killer features.

Uh-huh. But did you focus test that statement, though?

This just in: Donald Trump is deploying the National Guard in Berlin and Paris.

I swear to God, in two weeks, the dude is gonna claim that Zelensky calls him daddy on the phone. I genuinely wonder if he believes himself.

As weird as this sound as a sales pitch, this is a sales pitch. This is just AI hype and nothing else. The only way AI is gonna kill us all is if we put it in charge of absolutely everything and it will accidentally kill us all by its sheer incompetence because AI is not AI, it’s just a bunch of glorified algorithm strapped together with molten shit and duct tape.

These tech bros are just high on their own fucking copium, imagining that fucking Skynet is about to happen, when they at best just built Wheatley. AI is not gonna kill us all. We’re quite fine on that front. However, these tech bros and capitalists making the decisions will.

Still, though, they might be right on not saving for their retirement if they continue doing these kinds of shit, because… Well, right now data centers for hallucination machines have prioritized access to water over people, it’s taking away jobs left and right, it’s scamming people… Let’s just say, I’m afraid (I hope) people may “lose patience” eventually. 🙃

Now watch as they unironically agree with this.

Damn, this reminds me so much of Red Dead Redemption 2. I mean, I live in Europe. I am not used to seeing landscapes like that at all.

Is that… Is that a dachshund/pug mix that I’m seeing?! ;__;

The thing is, it’s not ironic at all. This is just “AI” hype! That’s what this article is. It’s “AI” hype written by an “AI.” God, I hate this. Fuck you Gizmodo.

Honestly fits the insanely and bizarrely beloved criteria to me, personally. I’m sorry people, but I really don’t get it.

My second guess would have been someone, like, Gabe Newell. And, uh, if it’s the person, yeah, I wouldn’t say it, too. Like, that would attract the ire of Gamers™, and honestly, fuck 'em. But I don’t want to have to deal with him.

tell us you coward! if we guess correctly, would you tell us? I really want to know! :3

Oh, fuck it’s a woman, I’m sorry, my misandry (/misogyny) got the best of me I guess. Not proud of that. :|

I guess that’s what I get for reacting to the headline without reading the fucking article, don’t I? Trying to be better at that. I just reacted quickly because like, at this point, I’ve read so many of these.

I don’t even know if I can bear to read another one of these people just getting exactly what they voted for and being shocked by it. It’s infuriating when I know that it fucked the lives of so many people who tried to warn them, but they didn’t listen.

Must be difficult for your son to have such a dickhead as a mother. You voted to fuck over immigrants, to fuck over black people, to fuck over trans people, and now, you’re surprised they also want to fuck over the one minority you care about…

I’m sorry, were you too busy being excited hearing about the deportations and the “two gender” bullshit to hear the part that actually affected your own selfish interests? Wanted to fuck over everyone else but those you care about and now you’re big sad and feeling betrayed?

Aww, my poor, poor conservative learning the same god damn lesson every time you get what you think you want but never learning from it, must be hard for you, now you’re gonna have to deal with the misery you wished upon everyone but you…

I hope your son gets the help he is OWED, but you’re the one that treated it as a privilege to take away. He got what you wanted. It wasn’t a fucking asterisk at the end of the contract written in 2pt, it was written in giant fucking neons.

Your son deserves all the help he can get, dignity is owed to everyone. Let’s start with a better mother.