principalkohoutek [none/use name]

Cooking because it’s a pain in the ass to prepare food in small batches (for 1-3 people). Plus clean up It’s basically as much work to make food for 2 people as it is for 8.

Trusting, of all people, elon musk, to set up your satellite weapons system? What a relief for comrade Xi

I got a $5 soil moisture sensor (looks like a big thermometer) and it has been really great for this exact purpose. I know lazy people don’t want another step to a chore, but for those who don’t know when to water, it’s great

I recall hearing of Western leftists moving to/visiting the USSR in the 20s, like journalist John Reed. Paul Robeson visited Moscow in the 30s and lived in Europe around that time. But I can’t remember any specific anecdotes of “fellow travelers” moving to the USSR to partake in the project

Disrupt the system enough to demand concessions. Those flight delays on the biggest travel of the year was probably a step in the right direction

First day on a Tuesday (in a highly professional setting) is kinda weird

Major tw gore

Tfw all you can afford is the rust belt

Just making sure you know the prices listed aren’t home prices, it’s the buyer’s necessary minimum annual salary to purchase the house. Unless you’re Australian, in which case America is actually cheap by comparison

Life: submit to capitalism, you’re powerless to change anything, the planet is baking, sometimes there are treats, two full time incomes required to survive, everything is poison, it’s only going to get worse

Me: you know who would like this? Children

Idk anything about this fella, but that snow white hair and beard look fuckin fresh

Western headlines: “Putin promises ‘NO SURVIVORS’ in his war on Ukraine”

Boring answer none of us actually want to do: organize your community

but it’s flowers in Antarctica

Captain free healthcare

Nazi Arming & Training Organization

Is this a Simpsons line repurposed for Voyager?

Wiggum: That’s some good work, Lou. You’ll make sergeant for this.

Lou: Uh, I already am sergeant, Chief.

Wiggum: Perhaps you are, but I say Bob goes back to jail.

Bob: [stammering] But surely–I mean, I. Caught. Cecil.

Wiggum: Maybe so, but Lou here says you were resisting arrest.

Lou: No I didn’t Chief.

Wiggum: Quiet Lou! Or I will bust you down to Sergeant so fast it’ll make your head spin!

Two great tastes combined

Damn I looked up their status like a month ago and saw the two people were going to be tried and thought things were moving in a direction towards Justice, but on closer inspection, this is just sparkling Order

“hmm, how can we, the capitalist victors of WW2, ensure we keep the rising tides of communism at bay in Europe? Oh you’re telling me there’s a whole country full of fascists eager to redeem themselves in our eyes? How convenient…”