Yeah I did, I said nazi’s can go fuck themselves. That got me a warning. Then I said anti-vaxxers are idiots and that forced vaccinations might be a good idea. When I said that they said I was promoting violence and that got me banned. Seriously, fuck Reddit.
I like to imagine an alternate time line where he befriended Andy Dick and died instead of Phil Hartman.
He’d probably goose step straight into Poland if he had the stamina
I’m over at the next train stop selling underpants and fur suits. Use the code #trainpissorgy to for a 30 percent discount.
I still don’t get it. I googled Higgs boson. I fear your joke might be bad.
Based on his skin color this man is clearly Laotian, send him straight to Vientiane! He can go peddle his scripts by the Mekong! (I’m joking)
I don’t get it, could you explain?
Meat Popsicle… Is your real name Beef Cane, Pork Rod, Tender Lollipop, Nugget Rattan or Jerky Pole?
Ok how about you’re free to eat the weak and old employees (if you take on their work load) plus during lunch breaks you get to hunt for food in surrounding offices.
Bruh, I worked in Taiwan for a while. Those hours are insane but most of the time you’re just sitting around or doing busy work. Tasks that I would do in a day would take me about a week in Taiwan because of all the meetings and dinners that got shoved in between. If you work in Asia I hope you like your colleagues because they’re basically your family and friends.
That’s one hell of a month
Like tar, if we peel it off your skin will come off too.
I’ll never forget the time I bought a book called Never Eat Alone and my ex ridiculed me for buying it (she’s Chinese so the idea of eating alone was ridiculous to her). I ended up just putting the book in my bookcase, to this day I still feel shitty when I look at it.
Hell, not even that. You could become a world class boxer or UFC fighter. You can basically slip any punch or attack instantly and you can teleport your fists into the sweet spot to score a knockout. You would be an amazing baseball player as well, you can teleport to perfectly hit any ball at just the right angle. As a quarterback you would be insane too, you can readjust to any play instantly. In fencing you’d basically be unstoppable, you can dodge everything. For any sport or physical activity being able to teleport 7 inches is insanely overpowered. The person who came up with this doesn’t play any sports.
Hey, I know this reference!
Alright, the only way we can defeat religion is with cookouts and community events
Well, we do live in different times. Back then, I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. ‘Gimme five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now where were we? Oh, yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones
I used to get my weed in a big trash bag behind the high school from a guy on a yamaha scooter. It was mostly seeds and stems and you had to smoke a lot to even get high but it was great because it gave you something fun to do with friends. I can’t handle the weed people smoke nowadays, one toke sends me straight to the nether realm.
That’s some real bullshit. Bruh, I had an 11 year old account. I’m perma banned now. According to them I was inciting violence.