Republicans are going to start a war on Halloween if they see this

I would release it far, far from my home

The Midwest

I, for one, can not do anything about them.

Giving up is such a stress reliever.

Try giving up.

I must be seeing this from the future

Why would anyone have to ask how you know?

This might just be a worse take than OP

Op has never had a good bj

Yeah but tickets cost money so they will make you sign in virtually on their app

“things have gotten so bad that it has made many people need to steal, so we can’t keep self checkouts open”

I’m in my 40s and the left side was my plan for tonight (after I put the kids to sleep)

Oh I’m dumb. I even clicked that and somehow scrolled past

Feel free to take a gander at it yourself, don’t be shy, we (and them) certainly aren’t stopping you.”

Ok where?

additions Scarlett Johansson,

Oh fuck off. She better have a small role

Like that time a guy got shot in the ear

Pretty sure you could have stopped waiting back when they put up concentration camps

Yes but -

“oh no, the publicity!”

It is normal at 80. See: the president of the United States and his diapers

They would still be pelted by debris and die very painfully