@miked - eviltoast

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  • Just A Friend - Biz Markie


    The way that I met her was on tour at a concert
    She had long hair and a short miniskirt
    I just got onstage drippin’, pourin’ with sweat
    I was walkin’ through the crowd and gues who I met
    I whispered in her ear, “Come to the picture booth
    So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof”
    I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
    I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
    I said, “How do you like the show?”
    She said, “I was very amused”