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This goes so hard!!!


I feel like I’m taking crazy pills
“what if this cylinder has been hard for over three hours?”
Olive salad on that!? Just pour me a ramekin of sambal and I’ll go to town
Did you make the bread?


Good fuckin luck!
I read it as testicles twice and had no clue what the punchline was
Heavenly gonads


Fell to my knees in the bodega
Agreed. I don’t know if I’ve ever needed them


My fuckin eagle is screaming
whispers
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