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Because the car didn’t recognize it as a red light, probably due to all the green lights that were facing a similar direction.

The issue is not the speed at which it took the turn, but that it cannot distinguish which traffic lights are for the lane the car is in.

Of course the people in charge are shitty for creating the team, but it boggles my mind how the workers also found joy in shitting on customers.

Makes sense. The narrow diameter of the hole alludes to the limited server capacity of each Lemmy instance before it becomes unusable, and the length is a metaphor for the dimension of time. Thusly, the series of tubes is represented.

It is common in wars to fight and talk at the same time. Sometimes talking is done via secret back channels which the public will not find out about until many years after the war.

It is not possible to only talk when fighting has stopped, because for fighting to stop, you either need to negotiate a ceasefire by talking, or one side has to be annihilated, and then there is no one left to talk to.

The Hamburglar?

The United States is one of the few countries in the world where people born on its soil to alien parents are automatically granted US citizenship. However, citizens by birth are not necessarily “natural born”, as the phrase has been a subject of judicial debate.

…pen is… is what, class? The pen is mightier than the…

The pen is mightier than the sword, and I’m all out of bubblegum.

Because teleportation is murder. Whatever comes out on the other side may look and act like you, but isn’t you, because you’re now dead for having been disassembled by the teleporter.