No more ethnic cleansing. What’s next? No cleaning trash from public spaces? No tidying up my apartment? No folding my laundry? Not allowed to shower or flush the toilet?

I know its appealing to want to stop ethnic cleansing, but this kind of thing is a slippery slope.

Cops…can do good things?

I’m sure it’s fine. Totally innocuous.

No, you just paint of red and its better. Faster, too.

You’re just being surveiled, its not like you’re being punished or anything.

If you have me a needle and told me it was filled with a mix of shark genes and carcinoginium, the newly discovered elemental cancer causing fundamental kind of matter, I would shoot up without even cleaning the injection site.

Oh, there’s an easy fix for that! Try injecting them with some stuff. Just, like, anything. Its like medicine, so it’s gotta help.

There’s limits to actual payouts in this kind of thing. Often even the judges don’t know/care.

Oh. But if I don’t have a master, who will I be afraid of? I seek only oblivion. I wouldn’t move to take a shit if I wasn’t afraid.

This is very traumatic to those of us who have lost friends in a freak gasoline fight accident. You people are so insensitive.

Anyone saying anything true about the american tech industry, or about anything at all, could be a secret asset in the employ of the Chinese government. They can’t be trusted.

Then you choose that one.

Two or three times a day. Like with meals. Nothing excessive. Don’t be dramatic.

You really don’t.

Paying to stop the orphan crushing machine is silly. Just getting in the way for no reason.

You asked a story doubting injuries you thought I had (you misread, they were not my injuries, but dude, dick move if they had been). I clarified and added detail to the story to clarify why I told it.

And I’m the rude one?

Oh, so now Americans can’t commit war crimes? Who’s next? Zionists? You? Me?

First they came for the African warlords with child soldiers, and I did not speak up, because I was not an African warlord with child soldiers.

Oh. Not mine. I was fine. Some tummy hurt later, I think maybe the chef wasn’t 100% contamination-free on the gluten free pizza I was there for. Weird screamy jerk was covered in bruises and abrasions. So unreasonable and freaky looking. I had the same question actually, what do you even so to get so many bruises? Must’ve been something pretty bad. It looked like everybody had been messy-crying. Those people are all hysterical.

Have you considered that you might be a structural bigot and net negative force on the world?

You shouldn’t. You’re not. You’re great. Its the damn tr… People confused about their genders who are wrong. How dare they be so rude to you, a guest in their space! As if they have no concept of Hospitality!

I remember once after the first time I got raped my mom told me to consider that the doctor who’d done it was a person to. A person with a life. Turns out they were friends. It really made me think. I don’t know how much longer it would have taken for me to calm down without that! So maybe if they can’t chill they should be drowned in liquid nitrogen and crushed into tiny shattery bits by a giant pneumatic hammer. Empathetically.