Shidders fucked

How are your days 40+ hours long

speed of light laser weapon trialled for first time on a British Army vehicle

Who would’ve guessed that light goes at the speed of light

depends on the color of my mood ring

Lord of the Rings but Gondor has the United States military-industrial complex

Big ass-titties

CoD and Assassin’s Creed popularised selling the same fucking game 20 times

Ah it’s you’re mom

Young you would’ve absolutely loved bread

I know quite a few people who have serious Coke addictions.

That’s a great way to start a paragraph

Most

Well it’s obviously A

Five. Hundred. Cigarettes.

It’s because he lies often

I’m so fucking tires

My muscles

That made me think of That Garfield comic

'Cause he doesn’t have internal organs, obviously

Pantheon or something idk I use herbslutwn

This cat is sick, that doesn’t mean it has the flu