Watch this short video on your phone so that you can turn on the flashlight

Seems like a good spot to put some unskippable ads. This is a million dollar idea!

First time olaying. I must have gotten lucky. I got a 2340.

How do you guys shareyour scores? If I copy to clipboard it’s just a generic link to the site

Man this would have helped me immensely. I started chronologically but this would have made more sense

Women are you and your family are you and your family are you and your family are you and your family

I think I’m stuck in some sort of gboard hell

Wait, isn’t desantis the guy that ate pudding with his fingers? I think Cruz is mostly famous for fleeing to Cancun when things got ugly at home

I’m down with OPP, yeah you know me

I’m currently listening to the Network Effect audiobook. I like that it’s a full novel. More time to spread out and have a more complex plot.

Don’t forget about guns

I love being able to pause when my son needs something too

Those don’t seem to work for me. I think it’s because they started using an artificial sweetener that gives me equal or worse digestive issues

I was gonna say Taco Bell hell

You’re not supposed to measure top to top to bottom

My wife is reading through some top 500 books or whatever list and she always struggles with this. If you give it 50-100 pages and get nowhere, just put it down and call it a loss.

Meanwhile, I’m just reading scifi and fantasy stuff that comes well recommended and rarely have to give up on a book.

I thought it was “if it’s yellow, let it mellow”

I sometimes make a cup of warm water that I add instant decaf coffee to. We’re like twins

I think it’s because of how tiny the wound is. He doesn’t want to let on how minor his injury is

I swear they’ve degraded their current service.

For years I have turned off my son’s lights by saying Alexa, lights off. Recently, they say there’s many things that go by that name. No shit. But maybe start with the room I’m standing in like you did for years

I’ve been doing: 1/2 cup old fashioned oats 1 cup flavored kefir 1 Tbsp chia 1 Tbsp ground flax As many blueberries as I can cram in with the rest in a 1 pint mason jar

It’s… Fine. I’ve been considering adding half Greek yogurt and half kefir, but I’m already desperate for more sugar in the recipe.

Maybe a splash of honey will be my next step