The greatest myth was ‘Could Jamie’s white shirt actually get dirty?’

This is where baby universes come from.

I’m in my fifties, but I’m still hip to what’s groovy. I know the name of the big artists. Uh … Wet Ass Pussy. The uh, those monitor head brothers … Around the World. Um … Billy Eyelash. The uh … the K-Pops!

It’s a slice of Heaven.

IYKYK

Apparently, he’s not one to mince words.

Doubtless they’re all broken up about that. On the plus side, it frees up the theater to screen something that’ll actually sell tickets.

So yesterday, they just phoned it in.

Reddit Mods who shadowban are the most gutless softcocks in the world.

I take it Musk is having a tantrum about it on Twitter?

If we can get them all in one area, we should be able to pull the Earth out of orbit.

It’s the billionaire version of taking over Gazan homes after the IDF murders the owners.

I wish the monkeys would hurry the fuck up

JD Vance in the future: “Erica? Honey, where are my erection pants?!”

In September, Musk tweeted “this is false” in response to a Forbes article based on previously released documents that stated he “planned a trip to Epstein’s private island.” He also wrote “Epstein tried to get me to go to his island and I REFUSED.” Musk had previously been named on Epstein’s calendar as being slated to visit Epstein’s island in 2014.

Musk lies almost as much as Trump! This is known!

Arseholes: “Your employee should be fired because they were outraged at a US citizen being beaten and murdered by Trump’s gestapo!”

Employers: “Uh, yeah. I’m pretty fucking outraged, too! Get fucked!”

Some ICEhole: “Stand there and let us murder you, or you’re breaking the law!”

Him: “Darling, your eyes sparkle like stars in the cosmos! My love for you is eternal!”

Her: “Nngh!” ptttttthhhhhhhht PLOP

Unsurprised Musk is in there.

Which of Trump’s closeted mob was this?