I’ve been hoping for that big EMP from the sun I keep getting told about.
ssɐqɯnᗡ
I say dumb shit and make shitty jokes, I’m also Aussie and will call you a cunt.
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ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!"English31·8 hours agoyou got a weird hatred towards that show.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•NHS nurse ordered to remove ‘antisemitic’ watermelon video call background launches legal actionEnglish19·8 hours agoImagine being so racist that you get upset over a watermelon.
It kinda feels like it, but I’m not gonna look behind me.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto Bluesky@lemmy.world•JD Vance sets up an account, lies about trans people, gets banned within 20 minutes, cries about it.English5·9 hours agoHahah I’m enjoy the image of him trying to sign up and finding out his names already taken, having to add underscores and finally attempting it with a number as well.
WW3 has raided your fridge for your favourite snacks and unsubscibed you from your favourite YouTube channels.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto SquaredCircle@lemmy.zip•Report: Vince McMahon tried to buy BKFCEnglish3·12 hours agoWouldn’t it be funny and weird if he was teaming up with Hogan and Bischoff to make their new promotion.
WW3 is knocking on the front door now.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto World News@lemmy.ml•Israel running low on Arrow missiles amid rising threat from IranEnglish261·1 day agoNawww, did you bite off more than you can chew?
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Our Statement to Donald Trump - Abandon HarrisEnglish161·1 day agolooks like you’ll need to rename your organisation again to Abandon Trump.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto SquaredCircle@lemmy.zip•Poster for the upcoming IWGP Jr Heavyweight Championship match between El Desperado and Jun Kasai, billed as their final match against each other.English3·2 days agoNow that’s a cool as fuck poster!
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Forget Goth girlsEnglish2·2 days agoBig tiddy Klingon girls!
it’s the “He sold me inferior copper” feeling.
Well the cake is a lie.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.autoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•I had a neighbour who embalmed his own wife.English8·2 days agoI droped LSD while working at a fuel station and it was the only time that people came back in to see my boss to tell them how great of a server I was. I even had a cool conversation with two cops who came in, which was terrifying because I also had my bong and weed in the toilet room behind them.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•You might think that Star Trek is a show about exploration, about science, about morality, about what humanity is capable of if we truly embrace the best of ourselvesEnglish7·3 days agoWorf: I don’t want to go to school today!
Thankyou, that’s all I wanted!
Yeah, let Poland invade someone for once!